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Martinez, who was out of contract after six years as Red Devils coach, announced he would be leaving his role in his post-match news conference.
I think Belgium have lost a great coach, said Dalic. I m sorry he resigned.
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But ex-Inter keeper Pagliuca does not believe Donnarumma is coming towards the end of his time at San Siro.
A punteggio pieno! Forza
— Gianluigi Donnarumma (@gigiodonna1)
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https://twitter.com/berger_pj/status/1415338884607758336
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I am grateful for the warm welcome and the trust that the club have expressed in me.
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